EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATCHOO EAT EAT EAAAAAAAAAAT

*Moving down the street, devouring everything in his path. Ohshiiiii*

Oh God...

What happened? *head in hands*

GREELING, CHIMERA GUYS, OLD MAN, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO!?

WHY THE FUCK AM I IN CENTRAL!?

WHERE'S AL!?

GODDAMN I'M HUNGRY.

THIS IS NOT EVEN COOL HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE. YOU SLIPPED ME A ROOFIE DIDN'T YOU, PRINCE BASTARDASS.

(ooc: fff lj is fraggin on me. MANGA CANON ED. Yeah I went there.)

*What is that off in the distance? It sounds like a loud roar. Oh God what the hell is going on now? Yes that would be a giant pink bear walking down the street and it isn't just any bear, it's Envy.*

KILL

*Ripping people to shreds. He stomps his foot and creates a crater that's half a mile wide*

Why does it have to be so boring here...I wonder where my twin went to?

*Everything seems to be peaceful until there's a loud roar that echoes throughout the fake Central. Gluttony has arrived (oh shiiii) and he's hungry. The gelatinous monster makes his way down the street, smashing a few buildings in his way. Hungry as ever.*

EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT EAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!

[[ooc- lol proceed with caution folks. He's going ( Read more... )